Boss:Â (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately.
Little Johnny:Â Yes, sir!
Boss:Â Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. Iâve told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand?
Little Johnny:Â Yes, sir! The customer is always right.
Boss:Â So, what were you arguing about with that customer?
Little Johnny:Â He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!
Boss:Â That foolish man. What did you say to him?
Little Johnny:Â I told him heâs right.
